"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
FINAL STANDINGS
FIRST PLACE -- Panty Sniffers - 31 points
10. Pope John Paul II
SECOND PLACE -- The Crypt Kickers - 17 points
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THIRD PLACE -- Who Knew? - 15 points
10. "Gavin" (Michael Jackson's accuser)
Deathsting - 10 points
10.
Doornail - 10 points
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Starlite Lounge Lizard - 8 points
10. Gavin Arvizo (Michael Jackson’s accuser)
Findadeath.com Groupies - 8 points
10. Eddie Albert
JFK Killed By Black Dahlia Conspiracy - 6 points
10. Kitty Carlisle
Dead Reckoning - 0 points
10. Ed McMahon
Bad Year for Steve - 0 points
10. Stephen Hawking
Six Feet Blunder - 0 points
10. Studs Terkel
Ex Libris - 0 points
10. Kurt Vonnegut
Can You Dig It? - 0 points
10. Eli Wallach
I Thought She Was Already Dead!! - 0 points
10. Walter Cronkite
DEAD POOL
9. Ronald Reagan Patsy Ramsey
8. Tony Randall Jerry Lewis
7. Janet Leigh Rodney Dangerfield William Rehnquist
6. Karl Malden
5. Charlton Heston
4. Corey Feldman
3. Matthew Perry
2. Dorothy Malone
1. Glen Campbell
Ronald Reagan Pope John Paul II
9. Wilford Brimley
8. Johnny Carson
7. Marty Ingals
6. Barbara Billingsley
5. Saddam Hussein
4. Eli Wallach
3. Julia Child Larry Hagman
2. Alan King Ray Charles Nancy Reagan
1. Larry Storch
9. Estee Lauder Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. Mitch Miller
7. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Artie Shaw
5. Milly Del Rubio
4. Olivia de Havilland
3. Ingmar Bergman
2. Frankie Laine
1. Eddie Arnold
Ronald Reagan Don Knotts
9. Pope John Paul II
8. Jack LaLanne
7. Ed McMahon
6. Jerry Lewis
5. Mickey Rooney
4. Roy Horn
3. Phyllis Diller
2. Sid Caesar
1. David Blaine
Rodney Dangerfield Mickey Rooney
9. Don Knotts
8. John Glenn
7. Jerry Lewis
6. Lady Bird Johnson
5. Charlton Heston
4. Walter Cronkite
3. Larry Hagman
2. Don Rickles
1. Robert Blake
9. Christian Brando
8. Marlon Brando
7. Roy Disney
6. Eminem’s mom
5. Larry Hagman
4. Roy Horn
3. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Patsy Ramsey
1. Abigail Van Buren
9. Harry Morgan
8. Fay Wray Kirk Douglas
7. Abe Vigoda
6. Mickey Rooney
5. Don Knotts
4. Larry Hagman
3. Don Adams
2. Brigitte Bardot
1. Keith Richards
9. Sid Caesar
8. Shelley Winters
7. Joey Bishop
6. Isabel Sanford Prof. Irwin Corey
5. Nanette Fabray
4. Calvert DeForest
3. Andy Williams
2. Rose Marie
1. Mike Douglas
9. Dick Cheney
8. Ted Kennedy
7. John Travolta
6. David Schwimmer
5. Andy Rooney
4. Ron Santo
3. Jeff Gordon
2. Betty Ford
1. Geraldo Rivera
9. Stephen King
8. Steven Seagal
7. Stevie Wonder
6. Steve Garvey
5. Steven Bochco
4. Stevie Nicks
3. Steve Buscemi
2. Connie Stevens
1. Stella Stevens
9. Van Johnson
8. Art Linkletter
7. Joey Bishop
6. Dorothy "Echo" DeBorba ("Our Gang" kid)
5. Courtney Love
4. John Wooden
3. Chuck Berry
2. Gordon "Porky" Lee ("Our Gang" kid)
1. Harry Morgan
9. Norman Mailer
8. Helen Gurley Brown
7. John Updike
6. Arthur Miller
5. Andy Rooney
4. Stephen Sondheim
3. Henry Kissinger
2. Walter Cronkite
1. Jimmy Breslin
9. Ruth Warrick
8. Eddie Albert
7. B.B. King
6. Rosa Parks
5. Larry Hagman
4. Alan Young
3. Lady Bird Johnson
2. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
1. Sandra Dee
9. Jackie Cooper
8. Lauren Bacall
7. Billy Graham
6. Arthur Miller
5. Angie Dickinson
4. Michael DeBakey (heart surgeon)
3. Bettie Page
2. Whitney Houston
1. Dick Martin