"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
FINAL STANDINGS
FIRST PLACE -- I See Dead People - 29 points
10. Ariel Sharon
SECOND PLACE -- Zimne Piwo - 26 points
10. Arial Sharon
THIRD PLACE -- Go to the Light, Please - 25 points
10. Brooke Astor
Mary Tyler Morgue - 20 points
10.
Who Stole The Kiszka? - 19 points
10. Ariel Sharon
Death Rattle - 18 points
10. Ariel Sharon
It's Great to be Alive in Colma - 18 points
10. Ariel Sharon
Deathsting - 16 points
10. Sid Caesar
Better Late Than Never - 15 points
10.
What's That Smell ??? - 13 points
10. Brooke Astor
Say It Ain't So! - 8 points
10. John Wooden
Dead Man Limping - 8 points
10. Lady Bird Johnson
Slidin' Into Home - 7 points
10. Stan Musial
Aged Ham - 6 points
10. Jane Wyman
The Daisy Pushers - 6 points
10. Abe Vigoda
DEADback Mountain - 2 points
10. Michael DeBakey
The Crypt Kickers
10. Mickey Rooney
Doornail
10. Estelle Getty
Somebody: Dead!
10. Shelley Berman
Elizabeth Short Wore White
10. Larry Hagman
DEAD POOL
9. Brooke Astor
8. Augusto Pinochet Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
7. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Gerald Ford Stan Musial
5. Billy Preston Oriana Fallaci Albert Hoffman
4. John Kenneth Galbraith Art Buchwald
3. Estelle Getty
2. Dan Fogelberg
1. Al Lewis Zsa Zsa Gabor
9. Gerald Ford Saddam Hussein
8. Kirk Douglas
7. Nancy Reagan
6. Don Knotts Art Buchwald
5. Jerry Lewis
4. Army Archerd
3. Elizabeth Taylor
2. Mickey Hargitay Fidel Castro
1. Tom Bosley
9. Naguib Mahfouz Don Ho
8. Joseph Barbera Saddam Hussein
7. John Wooden
6. Ernest Gallo
5. Frankie Lane
4. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
3. Studs Terkel
2. Nelson Mandella
1. Darryl Strawberry
Dana Reeve Zola Levitt Stan Musial
9. Rose Marie
8. Merv Griffin
7. Les Paul
6. Joan Kennedy
5. Kitty Carlisle
4. Deborah Kerr
3. Ingmar Bergman
2. Keith Richards
1. Professor Irwin Corey
9. Gerald Ford Jack Kevorkian
8. Billy Graham
7. Red Auerbach Roger Ebert
6. Lady Bird Johnson
5. Kirk Douglas
4. Rose Marie
3. Charlton Heston
2. Dick Clark
1. Don Knotts Dana Reeve
Lyn Nofziger Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
9. Estelle Getty
8. Patsy Ramsey Merv Griffin
7. Tammy Faye Bakker
6. Zsa Zsa Gabor
5. Al Lewis Gerald Ford
4. Kate Moss
3. Margaret Thatcher
2. Yvonne De Carlo
1. Charlton Heston
9. Gerald Ford Saddam Hussein
8. Dick Clark
7. Pete Doherty
6. Don Ho
5. Margaret Thatcher
4. W. Mark "Deep Throat" Felt
3. Phil Rizzuto
2. Lady Bird Johnson
1. Helen Gurley Brown
9. Charlton Heston
8. Gerald Ford Saddam Hussein
7. Claude Levi-Strauss
6. Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
5. Arthur C. Clarke
4. Ingmar Bergman
3. Mitch Miller
2. Harry Morgan
1. Lady Bird Johnson
Gerald Ford Jane Wyman
9. Sherwood Schwartz
8. Helmut Kohl
7. Neil Simon
6. Michael Kidd
5. Glenn Ford Kitty Wells
4. Sparky Anderson
3. Studs Terkel
2. Ralph Waite
1. Van Johnson
9. Luise Rainer
8. Al Lewis Mitch Miller
7. Gloria Stuart
6. Kitty Carlisle Hart
5. Jane Wyatt John Forsythe
4. Karl Malden
3. Carlo Ponti
2. Budd Schulberg
1. Charles Lane
9. Michael DeBakey
8. John Kenneth Galbraith Jerry Lewis
7. Arthur C. Clarke
6. Sherwood Schwartz
5. Sir Edmund Hillary
4. Marty Allen
3. Patty Andrews
2. Stan Lee
1. Walter Cronkite
9. Brooke Astor
8. Gerald Ford
7. Jerry Lewis
6. Mitch Miller
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Abe Vigoda
3. Estelle Getty
2. Annette Funicello
1. Lindsay Lohan
9. George Blanda
8. Bob Feller
7. Curt Gowdy John Wooden
6. Ron Santo
5. Roger Bannister
4. Jack LaLanne
3. Phil Rizzuto
2. George Steinbrenner
1. Vin Scully
9. Richard Widmark
8. Eli Wallach
7. Dody Goodman
6. Henry Morgan
5. Kirk Douglas
4. Van Johnson
3. Glenn Ford Jack Palance Art Linkletter
2. Ernest Borgnine
1. Olivia De Havilland
9. James Arness
8. Barbara Billingsly
7. Harry Morgan
6. Art Linkletter
5. Mitch Miller
4. Joey Bishop
3. Glenn Ford Gerald Ford Charles Lane
2. Alan Young
1. Van Johnson
9. Mr. Blackwell
8. Carol Channing
7. Norman Mailer
6. John Glenn
5. Frankie Laine
4. Eddie Arnold
3. Marcel Marceau
2. Art Linkletter
1. Mike Douglas Freddy Fender Farrah Fawcett
9. Margaret Thatcher
8. Joey Bishop
7. John Forsythe
6. Dick Cheney
5. Charlton Heston
4. Van Johnson
3. Eli Wallach
2. Betty Ford
1. Snoop Dogg
9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. Joey Bishop
7. Billy Graham
6. Dick Cheney
5. Phyllis Diller
4. J. D. Salinger
3. Arthur Schlesinger
2. Karl Malden
1. Art Linkletter
9. Olivia De Havilland
8. Mitch Miller
7. Larry Hagman
6. Sid Caesar
5. Bess Myerson
4. Patricia Neal
3. Lauren Bacall
2. Rush Limbaugh
1. Sheckey Greene
9. Charlton Heston
8. Mickey Rooney
7. Sid Caesar
6. Joey Bishop
5. Olivia De Havilland
4. Ernest Borgnine
3. Jane Wyman
2. Courtney Love
1. Phil Spector