"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Final Standings
Patoosh For Sure - 46 points
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I See Dead People - 39 points
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Swimming in My Dead Pool - 38 points
10.
Ozcot - 35 points
10. Ronnie Biggs
I Like Your Little Cowboy Hat - 28 points
10. Mary Tyler Moore
Crypt Kickers - 23 points
10. Fidel Castro
Death By Cheese - 18 points
10. Bob Dole
Filthy McNasty 2.0 - 18 points
10. Bob Barker
Drink Philo Beveridge - 18 points
10. Ruby Muhammad
STEVE - 13 points
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Daisy Pushers - 9 points
10. Abe Vigoda
Zsa Zsa's Other Leg - 8 points
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I Told You I Was Sick
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Filthy McNasty
10. Dan Rather
Can Whistle Good
10. Jerry Maren
DEAD POOL
9. Tony Martin Oscar Niemeyer Damon Harris
8. Eli Wallach
7. Mike Wallace Carroll Shelby Robin Gibb Nora Ephron Robin Roberts
6. Fidel Castro
5. Nancy Reagan
4. Steven Hawking
3. Dick Cheney
2. Charles Manson
1. Irwin Corey
9. Gary Carter Robin Gibb Margaret Thatcher
8. Oscar Niemeyer Damon Harris
7. Ahdelbaset Al Megrahi Bhumibol Adulyadej
6. Larry Hagman Hugo Chavez
5. Ronnie Biggs
4. Ariel Sharon
3. Billy Graham
2. Ruby Muhammad
1. Patty Andrews
Gary Carter Shifty Shellshock (Seth Binzer)
9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. Muhammad Ali
7. Steven Adler
6. Sean Connery
5. Leila Danette
4. Dick Clark Robin Gibb Oscar Niemeyer Damon Harris
3. Tom Martinez Celeste Holm Andy Williams Alex Karras
Hector Camacho Mike MacDonald
2. Fidel Castro
1. Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi Hosni Mubarak
9. Billy Graham
8. Mike Wallace Robin Gibb Hugo Chavez
7. Oscar Niemeyer
6. Luise Rainer
5. Abigail Van Buren
4. Andy Griffith Andy Williams Alex Karras Penny Marshall
3. Fidel Castro
2. Zsa Zsa Gabor
1. Nancy Reagan
9. Andy Williams Bonnie Franklin
8. Olivia de Havilland
7. Joan Fontaine
6. David Rockefeller
5. Don Pardo
4. Dick Clark Levon Helm Charles Colson Robin Gibb Mike MacDonald
3. Celeste Holm Blake Fielder-Civil
2. Charlie Sheen
1. Britney Spears
9. Margaret Thatcher
8. Larry Hagman Hector "Macho" Camacho Annette Funicello
7. Charles Durning Joan Fontaine
6. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Eli Wallach
3. Nancy Reagan
2. Mickey Rooney
1. Billy Graham
9. Dick Clark Robin Gibb Kirk Douglas
8. Aretha Franklin
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. Robin Williams
5. Tony Bennett
4. Lindsay Lohan
3. Nancy Reagan
2. Charlie Sheen
1. Michael J. Fox
9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. Nancy Reagan
7. Mickey Rooney
6. Ernest Borgnine Kyle Glover Sylvia Kristel Bonnie Franklin
5. Prince Phillip
4. Rupert Murdoch
3. Cloris Leachman
2. Hugh Hefner
1. Muhammad Ali
9. Annette Funicello
8. Zsa Zsa Gabor
7. Kirk Douglas
6. Nancy Reagan
5. Tony Martin Arlen Specter George McGovern Penny Marshall
4. Maureen O'Hara
3. Frank Cady George Beverly Shea
2. Abe Vigoda
1. Jon Hartson
9. Robin Gibb Little Jimmy Dickens
8. Luise Rainer
7. Mickey Rooney
6. Hugo Chavez
5. Billy Graham
4. Ernest Borgnine Chuck Berry
3. Carol Channing
2. Tom Arnold
1. Charlie Sheen
9. Mike Wallace Ruth Bader Ginsburg
7. Billy Graham
6. Nancy Reagan
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Luise Rainer
3. Fidel Castro
2. Alan Young
1. Margaret Thatcher
9. Mary Tyler Moore
8. Larry Hagman Bonnie Franklin
7. Sidney Poitier
6. Fidel Castro
5. Nancy Reagan
4. Luise Rainer
3. Kirk Douglas
2. Glen Campbell
1. Annette Funicello
9. Billy Graham
8. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
7. Hosni Mubarak
6. Stephen Hawking
5. Nancy Reagan
4. Nelson Mandela
3. Irwin Corey
2. Luise Rainer
1. Mary Tyler Moore
9. Henry Kissinger
8. Fidel Castro
7. Kirk Douglas
6. Barbara Eden
5. Andy Dick
4. Ian Paisley
3. Nelson Mandela
2. Lou Ferrigno
1. Robert Wagner
9. Shifty Shellshock (Seth Binzer)
8. Annette Funicello
7. Merle Haggard
6. Heather Locklear
5. Demi Moore
4. Gene Hackman
3. Mindy McCready
2. Leif Garrett
1. Kate Major